EARL BOBBY'S JOKES

The following is a compilation of traditional austrian Earl Bobby jokes. If you know any other Earl Bobby jokes please send them to us and we will add them to this database:

- Earl Bobby reads in the newspaper that in Munich every hour a pedestrian gets runned over by a car. Terrified he means: „My god how does that guy support this?"

- It is evening at castle Bobby: People are talking about their childhood. One of the guests says: „I was born in Munich and I went to school in Vienna." Earl Bobby regrets: „That was quite a long way you had to school...“

- Graf Bobby is sitting in the Kitchen a large mountain of cut bread on his side. Baron Mucki enters the room and asks: „Bobby, what are you doing there?“ „I'd like to cook a bread soup and in the recipe is written: "First of all you have to cut three days old bread. Now I am already cutting for two days...“

- Baron Mucki gets a call from Earl Bobby: „Mucki, do you want to play a match of Tennis?“ Mucki: „I don't want to. I'm lying on my veranda and relaxing.“ Bobby: „Don't be so rude, just bring Veranda with you!“

- Baron Mucki is reading in the newspaper: „At the jugoslavian City Krsna Mladowitcz there has been a terrible tremor,“  „Really“, murmles Earl Bobby, „Is there also written how the city was called before the tremor?“

- „Incredible, that tunnel is so loog!“ says Rudi. „That's because we are sitting in the last Wagon.“ means Bobby.

- Earl Bobby gets called up from military orders: „What would you like to do at the military?“ „I'd like to start as a general.“ „Are you mad?“ „I thought that's a condition.“

- Earl Bobby greets a man on the street:„Hello, Mister Stadler! You have really changed a lot since we met last time!" „Sorry, my name isn't Stadler.“ „What? You even changed your name?“

- Graf Bobby crosses the Border. The customs officer asks him: „Alkohol, Cigarettes, Chocolate?“ „No, thanks.“, says Bobby, „Just a cup of coffee for me!“

- Earl Bobby is sitting on a tribune. „Hey, Bobby!“, says Rudi. „Look, that guy over there went with us to primary school.“ „Where?“ „There, that guy with the beard!“ „Don't be silly“, says Bobby, „we didn't have any guys with beards in our class!“

- Earl Bobby is a Guest at Castle Rudi. A small child can be heard whining loudly. „What's wrong with the child?“, asks Bobby. The mother says: „It's getting teeths.“ Earl Bobby asks: „Doesn't it want to have them?“

- Earl Bobby has a new butler. When he enters the dining room like usual in the morning because he wants to have his breakfast he gets really angry: Just a canof hot steaming coffee, a piece of bread a block of butter and nothing else. "Johann!" he calls for his butler: "Johann, come over here. That is not a breakfast! When I want to have my breakfast I expect salami, cheese, three types of marmelade, toast, eggs, tea,milk,orange juice, cornflakes and the newspaper. Do you understand?!" "Yes, mister Earl." regrets the butler. Some time later Earl Bobby wants to take a bath and asks Johann to prepare the bathroom for him. But when the Earl reaches the bathroom he is surprised: The water is running, a towel is on a chair near the bath, a piece of soap next to it, but nothing else! "Johann! Come over here! Thas is not a bath. When I want to take a bath there has to be: a shampoo, my bath coat, my bath shoes, three towels, my mint oil, and I like to hear some radio while I'm bathing. Do you understand?" "Yes mister Earl." regrets the poor Johann and stumbles away. In the evening the Earl feels ill and calls for his butler: "Johann, I feel ill please call a doctor for me..." Johann goes away and returns two hours later. "But Johann!", the Earl is suffering."Where have you been so long? Is the doctor here?" "Yes mister Earl." means Johann, "The medic, the anesthetican, the chirourgue, the doctors maid, the psychiatrist, the therapist and the undertaker are informed. The coffin is already ordered, the grave is buried, the crematorium is heated and the hearse stands in front of the door."